Sshhh! My mom is stealing Jay's wallet.

Bill said I better do what this lady says or she will make me an offer I can't refuse.

Even the snowman was happy!

Jay is very happy. He got beer for Christmas!!

We couldn't find Zane for a long time. He was pretending to be a Christmas present.

Gage really likes my dog; but he has Otto. Bill said the dog was so ugly it needed a makeover. But I bought her a sweater instead. Oh, She is a girl.

I got a dog for Christmas!!!!! And it SNOWED!!!!

When I got there all Gage and mom wanted to do was kiss me.

Bill said they cut my arm off and sewed it back on. I don't believe him but I do have a lot of stiches.

When my mom told me I was going to the hospital, boy did I pray!!

This is me and Kim. Kim is my new friend. She's nice.

It snowed last week. I took and nap and it all was gone.

Ann took all my bobble-head dolls and played with them ALL DAY!!!! Doesn't she have any of her own?

Ann and Mrs. Sharum came to see me this week. We had fun -- and HATS!

Halloween was fun, except for Zane. He kept saying he was dirty and wanted to go to the waterpark.

Bill wanted us to leave Mama here and come back and get her later. Bill is mean!

The President snuck away from the rush of Washington to visit with friends and family. He also had a sit down with Tootie to hear her thoughts

Gage had a bad day at the skate board park. Look closely and you'll see a tear or two. Suck it up, Gage!!!

We went to Houston to help mom work and we found a skateboard park. I waxed Gage. He had to ride home in the back of the truck. RIDE OF SHAME!!!

This is me and my new best friend ever, Stephanie!! She goes to my school.

I had to go get a M.R.I. It wasn't so bad at first, but before it was all over, I had to beat up two nurses and a doctor!!

My Uncle Jay came down for the weekend. We now have Texas sized pond in out back yard!

This is Gage's new friend Tyler. He is nice. I don't like Brandon anymore. Hahahahaahh.

Bill had a really nice birthday. I'm a little jealous! Then these two girls showed up and said they had presents. I didn't see any presents!

Bill had his birthday. He has all the fun. I wish he'd fall on himself.

I had my poop bag surgery reversed -- and look what I got now!!!!

I got flowers! I got flowers! Ann sent me flowers, and Bill didn't get any. Too bad Bill!

That's what Bill gets for talking poop!!!

Oh, No!! I woke up this morning and I had a POOP BAG!! I thought it was a bad dream but there was poop in it!! AAaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I'm only smiling because it hurts so bad!!!

We should have known when Bill got the cage, bad things were going to happen!

I have to go now. There is a GIANT bug on my computer!! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is Bill's friend Eric. He went to lunch with me and Bill. I like Eric -- he's nice.