Bill has not worked for almost five years, so, at the request of the President, he is returning to the Pentagon. He is going to fight terrorists!!!

Bill says this is the pony's deadbeat Daddy. Bill says, "he hasn't shaved in a week and has a new girlfriend. WHAT A LOOSER!!

We finally got to go to the pound.

This is a brand new baby pony. Look at how long it's legs are. I think it is still hungry.

"Eureka!! I found it! My mom hides dinner in strange places," the pony said. I fed this little bird. I think it's name is Stephannie.
These are all illegal poncho pooches from South of the border. They are all at the pound waiting to be returned to C.O.O. (country of origin) Homeland security is very busy with these four legged terrorist! At least, that's what Bill says.

Bill and I want to go to the dogpound, but Mom made us clean the bathroom first. Our bathroom has never been this clean -- but don't look in the bowl.

Bill comes home from the hospital

Bill was mad when he got home from the hospital and saw we had a party without him.
But he got happy when he ate the left-overs.

Then we took pictures.

My mom had a party. She invited all the neighbors. They had to bring food. Boy, do we have the left-overs!!!

This is my friend, Mark. He and I planted flowers for the party. I have to think of a name for each flower. LIFE IS HaRD!
This is Gage and his friends. They came to the party. But they didn't bring any food, only skateboards.
This is Lou. She is nice. She lives next door. She came to the party. (She brought two cakes)!!!
Mark cleaned the yard up for the party.
This is the South end of a North bound Ruby. We keep her in a cage in the daytime because she is so dangerous.

This is my new boyfriend Westley NO, BILL!!!! PUT HIS REAL PICTURE UP THERE!!!

YES, THIS IS WESTLEY. HE IS GAGE'S FRIEND. (but the only reason he comes over here is to see me. It's because I am so cute!),

NO, NOT THIS ONE.

GOOD GRAVY, NOT HIM! He is Gina's friend

Ahhh!!! My Mom fell off the ladder, but she landed on a very soft place. HAHAHAAHAHAHA

Bill and I were going to get a hotdog at the stadium, but we changed our minds.

Bill was not happy with his video so he asked them to "do it again." They just looked at him like he was crazy.

It was a strange day at the dog pound:a huge Turkey, two headed dog, talking bird. NIGHTMARE, except-I wonder if the Turkey will fit in the oven?

This song was very popular on Mrs. Sharum's birthday a "few" years ago. I like it --- enjoy!!!

We went to Arkansas and visited Bill's dad. We all miss him.

Ahhhh! My mom only has one leg!! And what does Gage think he's doing??

Brookie's mad at me. I'm going to hide. Hide in plain sight.

I'm Little Red Riding Hood, but don't tell Brookie.

Everyone went to Texas. I was in Iowa. p.u! I never have any fun.

Gina put Bill and me on a diet!!! No more bacon wrapped turkey.

Bill has become a mad scientist. He has made a love potion. He calls it Love potion number 19. The first 18 didn't work.

It worked on the dogs, then it even worked on my mom. I'm going to get her a gallon can of it. It's only 23.44. Bill will give me a discount.

GUESS WHO!!!

THIS IS ALISSA, TOOTIE, AND CHIERA -- BUT WHO IS WHO??????

A thought for Saint Patrick's Day (Bill said his mother would really like this one)..

Kiss me, I'm Irish!!!

I had a bad dream. I dreamed Gage thought he was Truman Capote and Bill and Eric used to teach dance!! What a nightmare!!!!!!

Oh, MY GOD!!! I don't know how to tell you this, but my mom has joined the roller derby. There go my weekends.

I went to the Taylor Swift concert in Austin. Taylor's my friend you know. She recognized me and held my hand while she sang.