Bill has not worked for almost five years, so, at the request of the President, he is returning to the Pentagon. He is going to fight terrorists!!!

Bill says this is the pony's deadbeat Daddy. Bill says, "he hasn't shaved in a week and has a new girlfriend. WHAT A LOOSER!!

We finally got to go to the pound.

This is a brand new baby pony. Look at how long it's legs are. I think it is still hungry.

"Eureka!! I found it! My mom hides dinner in strange places," the pony said. I fed this little bird. I think it's name is Stephannie.
These are all illegal poncho pooches from South of the border. They are all at the pound waiting to be returned to C.O.O. (country of origin) Homeland security is very busy with these four legged terrorist! At least, that's what Bill says.

Bill and I want to go to the dogpound, but Mom made us clean the bathroom first. Our bathroom has never been this clean -- but don't look in the bowl.

Bill comes home from the hospital

Bill was mad when he got home from the hospital and saw we had a party without him.
But he got happy when he ate the left-overs.

Then we took pictures.

My mom had a party. She invited all the neighbors. They had to bring food. Boy, do we have the left-overs!!!

This is my friend, Mark. He and I planted flowers for the party. I have to think of a name for each flower. LIFE IS HaRD!
This is Gage and his friends. They came to the party. But they didn't bring any food, only skateboards.
This is Lou. She is nice. She lives next door. She came to the party. (She brought two cakes)!!!
Mark cleaned the yard up for the party.
This is the South end of a North bound Ruby. We keep her in a cage in the daytime because she is so dangerous.