Brookie's mad at me. I'm going to hide. Hide in plain sight.

I'm Little Red Riding Hood, but don't tell Brookie.

Everyone went to Texas. I was in Iowa. p.u! I never have any fun.

Gina put Bill and me on a diet!!! No more bacon wrapped turkey.

Bill has become a mad scientist. He has made a love potion. He calls it Love potion number 19. The first 18 didn't work.

It worked on the dogs, then it even worked on my mom. I'm going to get her a gallon can of it. It's only 23.44. Bill will give me a discount.

GUESS WHO!!!

THIS IS ALISSA, TOOTIE, AND CHIERA -- BUT WHO IS WHO??????

A thought for Saint Patrick's Day (Bill said his mother would really like this one)..

Kiss me, I'm Irish!!!

I had a bad dream. I dreamed Gage thought he was Truman Capote and Bill and Eric used to teach dance!! What a nightmare!!!!!!

Oh, MY GOD!!! I don't know how to tell you this, but my mom has joined the roller derby. There go my weekends.

I went to the Taylor Swift concert in Austin. Taylor's my friend you know. She recognized me and held my hand while she sang.

Love Story -- Taylor Swift

Hi. Watch me hold hands with Taylor Swift while she sings!!!!!!