We should have known when Bill got the cage, bad things were going to happen!

I have to go now. There is a GIANT bug on my computer!! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is Bill's friend Eric. He went to lunch with me and Bill. I like Eric -- he's nice.

Chiera had to go home. I think she has the swine flu!

This is Bill after his afternoon pill

"Oooh-la-la, Baby," is what Brandon says when he sees this picture.

I love Brandon from the top of my head to the tips of my toes!!!!

This is me, Tootie. I am sooo happy because I'm wearing Brandon's hat and Brandon's shirt!!

We went to KFC and picked up some CHICKEN!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAAHHAAH

I slapped Gage because he was mean and he called Brandon names. Next time I'll plant one on his nose and I tell Mom too!! WATCH OUT BECAUSE I'M TOOTIE

We love Wingstop! Yes we do and Gage loves it the mostest!!!!

Well, Tootie, are you going to get a puppy or not??

Yes, it is true. I am a Rockstar!!! KISS ME BRANDON!!!!

HELP SHARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bill says, "someome is putting words in my mouth!"

Gage is in trouble. He skated off Jay's roof and landed on the trampolean. Gina is going to spank him but he won't come out of the tree.

My mom is so wierd! She bit my toe.

Greetings. I am Otto. And I would like to say the rumors of my death have been greatly exggerated!

I ducked and then I shot back and thus avoided certain death.

Tootie! Don't turn on the water to wash off "Tootie Loves Bill."

Tootie wrote, "I love Bill!" I didn't know Tootie loved Bill!! hahahahahah

Maybe Otto was bit by a giant bug! (maybe not -- that's looks like an awful friendly bug).

Maybe Otto was stepped on by BIGFOOT!! (maybe not)

THERE HAS BEEN A MURDER AT THE HOUSE. SOMEONE KILLED OTTO. OH, NO! THE POLICE SPELLED OTTO'S NAME WRONG

This is Rodney. He will beat you up if you mess with me. And he'll smile while he does it. SO WATCH OUT, GAGE!!! FAIR WARNING MOM!!! RUN BILL!!!

Brandon fell asleep in Otto's chair. We had a party all night long. Brandon konked out -- oh, well. I'm ready for another party

This pooch is a thug and a murderer. He is on death row. Sorry pooch, only the governor can save you now.

Bill took us to the dog pound. He tried to leave us, but they said they didn't have any cages for little girls. We liked the black puppies.

Bill says, "no matter how you childproof your home, they still get in."

Don't let the chickens fool you; it's a wellhouse AND IT'S FULL OF SPIDERS!!!

All they do is argue. Stupid teenagers

WATERMELON! And Bill won't share.

OTTO'S JOURNAL

Hello. My name is Otto. I'm a dog. People say I'm a freaked-out, run-and-hide-coward. I cry all the time. I even cry while I'm asleep. Food is my only comfort, but I even cry when I eat. Gina took me to dog psychiatrist and I told him about my awful puppyhood and being trapped in the Weatherford pound with a bunch of bulldog thugs. The awful things that happened there!! Just thinking about those things makes me suck my paw.

Anyway, things wouldn't be so bad if only I didn't have to live with the devil -- Bill. His eyes glow red when he looks at me. Once, when no one was looking, he stepped on my paw! I cried for days. I hide in the house all the time. You never know when the sky will fall, or the New Mandarin fault will break loose, or a space shuttle will fall out of the sky, or when the sun will explode. I worry.

It's still my birthday -- don't I look good!!!

She doesn't even have strings on that thing! I wish she didn't have vocal cords either!!

Gage and his friends built a ramp. I don't think it's something to be THAT happy about. Skatesboards are stupid. Boys are stupid.

It's my birthday! It's my birthday! Happy Birthday to me!

It's my birthday and I got a new bike!!!!!

This is Bill's new stove. He can't cook but he plays with it all the time. The fire department threw our old one outside, but that's another story.

We are haveing a "cool" contest. Who do you think won -- Bill or Us.

Brookie and I opened our own business!!!!