I'm so mad at Bill. He said I looked like a flashlight battery with all the wires. Next time he's in the shower, I'll turn on all the cold water in the house and I'll cook him like a lobster. HAAHAHHAHHAHAHA '
Aren't you nice, Ruby..rubyrubyrubycutieruby. I love my Ruby. Tell me you love me Ruby. OOOOOOHHHH..cutie Ruby rubyruby. You need a new outfit, don't you. Look at those cute eyes! Look at those cute ears~ Don't worry, I'll never feed you dogfood. Only chicken and steak for my baby Ruby........